Cum With Us

Who it is for

Cum With Us is a UK podcast and website of erotic audio stories, and its masthead line states the audience outright: "Erotic audio stories, made for women." The about page gives the origin in the makers' own voice. Signing as "K & J", they say they started in 2020 because they "couldn't find erotica that felt like it was made for us", and that most erotica "skipped the part that matters most: the build-up, the connection, the imagination." What began as a few stories became a weekly show.

The site's pitch to advertisers describes the same listener from the other side: "Adult women interested in pleasure, intimacy and wellbeing", who listen "in private, headphones on". It puts its audience at 66% women. The home page sets out 3 promises in a row: consent first, made for women, and independent, meaning "made by a small team, funded by listeners, not a big studio". The about page sums the stance up as "independent, consent first and made for you".

Listening costs nothing, on the site or in a podcast app, and a new story goes out every Tuesday. The paid side is an optional membership hosted on Patreon rather than on the site, and it changes timing and adverts, not access: members hear each story a month early, with a bonus story each month and a vote on the next one.

How it treats the people in it

The rules that matter here are about what a story may contain, and the site writes them as commitments. The about page states that "every story is built on enthusiastic, adult consent. Always." The terms add that "every character in our stories is an adult, and all scenarios are consensual", and that "all stories are works of fiction", with any resemblance to real people coincidental. They also rule out three kinds of story outright: anything involving minors, anything without consent, and anything about real people. That all-adults statement is the site's equivalent of a records page; the pages carry no 18 U.S.C. 2257 statement, which fits a catalog with no filmed material.

Who writes and voices the stories is covered thinly. The home page FAQ says "Every story is written by a small team of writers and produced by us", and the about page says every story is theirs "from the first draft to the final mix, with no studio deciding what you hear". Nothing is uploaded by outsiders. The pages say nothing about who the voice performers are, how they are engaged or paid, or what happens if one wants an episode withdrawn. They describe no reporting tool or removal procedure either; a single email address handles questions, press and partnerships.

Listeners shape the catalog through requests, and the terms are frank about the deal. Every request is read, and members vote on a monthly shortlist whose winner is written and recorded. Senders agree that an idea can be used and developed "without payment or credit", and the site says it cannot promise to make any particular story. The form itself repeats the core rule in one line: "Nothing involving real people, please." The terms also ask senders not to submit anything unlawful or abusive, or anything about real, identifiable people without their consent.

Outside voices reach the show through named collaborations. The about page lists 5 crossover runs with other erotica series and writers, from 4 to 9 stories each, some retelling fantasies sent in by another community. Sponsorship is the other outside hand: the terms say some episodes include adverts, and the advertising page offers a custom story built around a brand and marked as sponsored, while refusing gambling, crypto, diet pills and body-shaming products.

How it treats the viewer

No account is needed to listen. The privacy policy names Cum With Us as the data controller, and the personal data it lists is a newsletter email address, the email and text of story requests and messages, and analytics and advertising data. The policy, dated 4 October 2026, names Google Analytics, Google Ads and Tag Manager, a Spreaker audio player and Squarespace hosting. Analytics and advertising cookies run "only with your consent", set through the cookie banner or a Cookie Preferences button. Analytics data is kept for 14 months and story requests for up to 24 months, and the policy says the site never sells your information. It lists UK data protection rights, promises a reply within one month and names the UK data regulator for complaints.

The operator is given only as "K & J", with an info address, and the terms are governed by the law of England and Wales. No company number or postal address appears. The age rule is a plain statement: the content is for adults aged 18 and over, and using the site means confirming you are 18 and allowed to listen to adult content where you live.

The optional membership sits entirely with Patreon: the terms say payments, cancellations and refunds "are handled by Patreon under its own terms", and members can cancel at any time from their Patreon account. In October 2026 the home page listed it "From £4 a month".

Opening the front page in October 2026 drew on 9 outside domains over 66 requests, with Google Ads the one ad network the record names, and brought no malicious verdict, no security warning and no redirect elsewhere.

What it holds

The archive counts 250+ stories, "from slow and romantic to bold and kinky", and the home page claims 6M downloads since launch. Each episode carries a number, a date and a pairing label. For women who want stories between women, the home page has a "Women Loving Women" shelf of 30+ titles, and FF episodes turn up regularly in the weekly feed. Plenty of the recent releases follow established couples, from an anniversary trip to a marriage with its own agreed rules, and MM and group pairings sit beside the more common MF stories.

Other mood shelves cover romance, quick listens, holiday flings, outdoor settings and kink, each with a rough count. The newest run is a travel series, each episode set in a different country. The advertising page adds Sloppy Seconds, a weekly replay of a listener favorite, so the feed carries 2 episodes a week. The members feed shows next week's story early, the month's bonus and the current vote.

Who it suits and who it does not

It suits women who want erotic fiction heard rather than watched, made by a small team that writes its consent and adult-characters rules into its terms. Its shelf of stories between women and its many couple-centered episodes widen it beyond one pairing.

The limits are specific. The pages say little about the voice performers, describe no reporting or removal route, run advertising cookies with consent, and use story requests without credit. For its audience, the strength is a free weekly show with a plainly stated rule set from makers who say what they will and will not write.